February 2012
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
Watch
Sit your WHORE ass down!
No one: Wow you look really nice today.
No one: I'm really glad i know you.
No one: Wanna date me?
No one: You're the smartest person I've ever met.
No one: You have a great taste in music.
No one: I don't think you're weird.
Me: Why am I so perfect?
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
